子曰:食色性也

2.7 播放:58万 2026-06-09
主演: 李翰祥/

本艳情片由李翰祥编导,四大艳星陈萍、余莎莉、陈思佳及邵音音领衔主演,另有姜戴维及李修贤客串。故事讲述,某酒厂职员兆实忆(刘一帆)死后经过鬼门关的时候,守关的小鬼说他死因不明,要他重新死过。当他重临世间时,却窥见妻子(余莎莉)与其好友吕品(田青)在偷欢;后来又听到儿子兆铭(华伦),跟媳妇商量拿得三万块保险金…… 故事分为三个,第一个说了一个倒霉蛋死后来到阴间,却因为死因不明被要求到阳间再死过,结果他回去后发现自己的老婆跟好友偷情,而儿子则等他的保险金来发展事业,他想找原来的老板借钱,结果把人吓到,最后想回去找个棺材还被其他鬼赶出……世态炎凉,一目尽现。 第二个故事则是一个书生借住鬼附近,遇到一怪人夜夜出没,奸污大屋里的女人。后来发现此人竟然是府中主人,所谓的QJ竟然是他的BT爱好……自己的还不如偷来的,老婆永远是别人的好。 第三个故事出自酒楼的怪谈,一酒坊的二当家因生意不佳,三当家不务正业,投缸而死,三当家却把泡过死人的酒卖出,生意还好的不得了,之前过世的大当家的儿子跟着两个叔叔混日子,三叔认为这个小侄子知道的太多,又要杀他灭口,岂料二当家鬼魂显灵,把恶毒的老三吓的失足摔入酒缸淹死……贪心不足,蛇肚子不够啊。 结果故事刚结束,故事里的两个主角就出现了,原来这个所谓的故事竟然是酒坊的竞争对手编出来打击对手的;一个如此可笑而意外的结局出现。这种峰回路转被后期很多西片运用,李导不愧是先锋! 影片处处留有诙谐戏虐,演员发挥自然。剧本翔实,包袱互相衔接紧密,看完不觉其他小传类那种生变硬造的无稽,反而有点深省世间冷暖的意思;所以说拍SJ也可以拍的很艺术,很人文啊!

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